What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 20.06.2025 00:18

You Only Live Twice
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-”Ah so!”
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Diamonds Are Forever
-J W Pepper
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
From Russia With Love
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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
A View to a Kill
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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Octopussy
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
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Moonraker
Goldfinger
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Dr No
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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Live and Let Die
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
The Man with the Golden Gun
-All the bad guys are black.